{"id":11797,"date":"2025-01-22T14:12:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T20:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuff.io\/book\/the-wizard-tim-audiobook\/"},"modified":"2025-01-22T14:12:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T20:12:02","slug":"the-wizard-tim-audiobook","status":"publish","type":"book-dea","link":"https:\/\/stuff.io\/es\/book\/the-wizard-tim-audiobook\/","title":{"rendered":"El Mago Tim Audiolibro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim is the town wizard for a boring halfling community called Halfass. This is the best job a lazy, overweight wizard like Tim could ever ask for, because he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, when the King summons Tim to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares come true. He actually has to do some wizarding work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his devious assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the town wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They must push their bodies and minds to the limits as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin-riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all in pursuit of uncovering the truth behind the destruction of their cozy halfling village. 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