The Wizard Tim
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jpg.storeTim, el mago perezoso y con sobrepeso, tiene el trabajo de sus sueños. Como mago de un pueblo halfling llamado Halfass, nunca tiene que hacer nada excepto comer, dormir la siesta y no hacer absolutamente nada. Sin embargo, pronto descubre que incluso los mejores puestos no duran para siempre...
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine.
The Wizard Tim contains foul language, strongly suggestive themes and overtly offensive topics. Reader discretion is advised.
Descripción
Tim is the town wizard for a boring halfling community called Halfass. This is the best job a lazy, overweight wizard like Tim could ever ask for, because he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book.
However, when Tim receives a summonsfrom the King to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares are realized. He actually has to do some wizarding work.
As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his devious assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes.
As the town wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine.
Him and Julie are forced to push their bodies and minds to the limits, as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all to get to the bottom of the destruction of their cozy halfling village. Throughout it all, Tim constantly finds himself in unfortunate positions resulting fromhis tendency to take the path of least resistance.
The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really stupid jokes. This book is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
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Detalles
Serie : Autor vivo
First Publication Date : October 24, 2022
Autores: Joseph Eleam, Tim Canada
Número de palabras : 50.000
Formato : DEA (Activo Cifrado Descentralizado)
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Portada : Incluye portada del libro en 4K de alta resolución
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Joseph Eleam
Joseph Eleam is part of the duo responsible for the adventures of The Wizard Tim. He is a writer of sometimes serious and sometimes nonsensical stories. Seguir leyendo
Tim Canada
Tim the lazy overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap, and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever...
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